May 2013
20 posts
ASK MEESS
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
Bah. Girls, dude.[[MORE]]I Just don’t understand women. It seems like one minute they need you, and the next they want nothing to do with you. It’s silly, but I feel like I enjoy girls who don’t talk to me more for two reasons: 1) They don’t gouge holes in my heart and 2) when I don’t actually know them or let them know me, my mind fantasizes about the...
Time to rearrange my room again…
DAMN YOU OCD ADHD & OTHER ACRONYMS
Mermaids are real: Max Atherton →
mermaidsforgetevenloversdrown:
I do not at all appreciate your post on Tumblr that I assume to be about me, nor do I appreciate the hoards of anonymous girls calling me a bitch. If that post is not about me then I sincerely apologize.
1) You never told me you had feelings for me. If you had, I would have politely told you that…
You have said this very well. I tried to say something...
guinnesscan:
guys the new daft punk
But forreal doe
condorn:
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
Among other things
October 2012
13 posts
Hi hankward dis is Rizbef. I ruv yew.
Anonymous asked: is she giving up arizona for you?
TRYING TO GET UP EARLY AND BE PRODUCTIVE ON A...
howdoiputthisgently:
IT’S LIKE:
Life conclusion
My feelings are invalid
CNN: Who would better handle health care?
collegerepublican:
ragingconservative07:
bluestateblues:
americas-liberty:
Romney: 52%
Obama: 47%
Ouch
well at least obama has “the 47%” HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahhahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous asked: Damn. Idk what you did to her, but I hope it was worth it
Anonymous asked: an honest opinion from an anon. honestly, your too good for liz. and according to her blog, you finally saw that. good for you
lol haven’t been blackout drunk in a long time. GOOD STUFF
September 2012
91 posts
Reblog if you want an anon's honest opinion of...
Distance relationships are tough.
dude. forrealz
2 tags
Whoever said
Whoever said that ‘doing homework while being intoxicated is a bad idea’ is retarded. I think I’ve produced my best pieces under the influence.
barack obama sucks pass it on
dudeistlibertarian:
Look at the notes.
I could go for some shine, but I have too much to do tomorrow to even slightly cloud my judgement. damn
mettelor:
My own mind hurts my feelings more than anything else does.
me too fran, me too
titssmagee:
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welp I would if I could.. but yous 1700 miles awayyyyy